(This is a continuation of the local controversy surrounding the supposedly alternative--reminding us of how empty this concept is these days--publication's decision to censor the writings of its contributors. For the record we here at Dialogic do not find this amusing--we are offended by the tone and perspective of the author of this piece. It is not that we believe a publication doesn't have the right to put restrictions on the content it publishes, rather it is Nougat's posturing as Lexington's true alternative publication while at the same time attempting to court Lexington's monied elites through an attempt to erase any signs of unruly expression from the authors of Nougat. You can't do both... The reasoning stated for the new institution of these policies is that they mail the free publication to a Lexington neighborhood. For those outside the Lexington area, it is Chevy Chase, one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in town. The censor is worried that the residents may find offense and supposedly sue the publication. In reality the censor wishes to tap into wealthy patrons of the arts for profit and recognition. I have received reports of other angry and disgusted writers and editors who have quit because of the actions of this censor. The writers here at Dialogic would like to know what is this "reliable source" that the censor is relying on to develop this list of objectionable words? So what words are not acceptable for an ad-hungry, boot-licking, publisher...? If you make it to the bottom of this post I have left the phone# for Nougat and suggest that you call them up and offer suggestions of other words they should consider.)
Hi All! It seems we need to clarify the policy on profanity. Those of you who have been paying attention already know this so you can feel free to zone out. OR you may read on possibly finding this amusing... There are some words you may never have thought of before. I downloaded these from a reliable source. If you use your imagination, you will realize that variations on these would not be permitted either. So, if you are unaware, the following are considered obscenities and are not allowed in Nougat: (the asides are mine)
bastard
ass
ass lick
asses
asshole
assholes
asskisser
asswipe
balls, unless referring to to baseballs, basketballs, cat toys and the like
bastard
beastial, unless referring to an actual beast
beastiality
beastility
beaver, unless referring to a furry dam (not damn-building creature
with a large flat tail
belly whacker
bestial
bestiality
bitch, unless referring to a female dog
bitcher
bitchers
bitches
bitchin
bitching
blow job
blowjob
blowjobs
bonehead
boner
brown eye
browneye
browntown
bucket cunt
bull shit
bullshit
bum
bung hole
butch
butt
butt breath
butt fucker
butt hair
buttface
buttfuck
buttfucker
butthead
butthole
buttpicker
chink
christ, why does no one ever shout, "Buddah!"?
circle jerk
clam
clit
cobia, what is this?
cock
cocks
cocksuck
cocksucked
cocksucker
cocksucking
cocksucks
cooter
crap
cum
cummer
cumming
cums
cumshot
cunilingus
cunillingus
cunnilingus
cunt
cuntlick
cuntlicker
cuntlicking
cunts
cyberfuc
cyberfuck
cyberfucked
cyberfucker
cyberfuckers
cyberfucking
damn, although I think damnation is sometimes appropriate
dick, unless you are referring to Richard in the diminutive.
dike, unless you are referring to a dam (not damn) like structure
dildo
dildos
dinks--another what the hell is this?
dipshit
dong
douche bag
dumbass
dyke
ejaculate
ejaculated
ejaculates
ejaculating
ejaculatings
ejaculation
fag
fagget
fagging
faggit
faggot, unless you are referring to firewood
faggs
fagot
fagots
fags, unless you are British referring to a cigarette
fatass
fatso
felatio
fellatio
fingerfuck
fingerfucked
fingerfucker
fingerfuckers
fingerfucking
fingerfucks
fistfuck
fistfucked
fistfucker
fistfuckers
fistfucking
fistfuckings
fistfucks
fuck, did you know this used to mean to plant corn?
fucked
fucker
fuckers
fuckin
fucking
fuckings
fuckme
fucks
fuk
fuks
furburger
gangbang
gangbanged
gangbangs
gaysex
gazongers
goddamn
gonads
gook
hard on
hardcoresex
homo
hooker
horniest
horny
hotsex
hussy
jack off
jackass
jacking off
jackoff
jack-off
jap
jerk-off
jesus, unless referring to an historical or religious figure
jesus christ, see above
jew, unless you are referring to a native or descendant of Israel
jism
jiz
jizm
jizz
kike
knob
kock
kondum
kondums
kraut
kum
kummer
kumming
kums
lesbian
lesbo
mick, unless it is the name of someone
mothafuck
mothafucka
mothafuckas
mothafuckaz
mothafucked
mothafucker
mothafuckers
mothafuckin
mothafucking
mothafuckings
mothafucks
motherfuck
motherfucked
motherfucker
motherfuckers
motherfuckin
motherfucking
motherfuckings
motherfucks
mound
muff
nigger
niggers
pecker
phuk, people will do anything to get around a prohibition....
phuked
phuking
phukked
phukking
phuks
phuq
piss
pissed
pisser
pissers
pisses
pissin
pissing
pissoff
prick
pricks
pussies
pussy
pussys
queer
retard
schlong
screw, unless it refers to a piece of hardware--no not that kind...
shit
shited
shitfull
shiting
shitings
shits
shitted
shitter
shitters
shitting
shittings
shitty
slag, where I grew up this was gravel.
slut
sluts
smut
snatch, unless you are quickly grabbing something
twat
wetback
whore
wop
Whew! Long list, but all words that have perfectly intelligent and
creative alternatives that I trust you will use. Thanks! Miki
859.338.2432
George Carlin: Seven Dirty Words
George Carlin: On Language
Also:
Wealth Bondage: The Voice of the Oppressed Makes Me Hot
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