Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Alanis Morrisette: My Humps

(Courtesy of JZ Long, who requested comments...)

Alanis once again speaks to the pain of the sexpot who desires nothing more than to shake her love-thang and be respected for her mind. Why when she is obviously so much more, do people treat her simply as a piece of meat? Why, in these modern times, can't a woman shake her scantily dressed hump in the face of men and still be respected for her submerged personality and intelligence. So the next time a sexpot shakes her hump, ask her what she thinks about the possibilitiy of world peace, or, how we could possibly disengage American troops from Iraq in a way that won't cause a huge vaccuum, or, ... respect her shaking hump by repressing your lump and seek to engage her other talents... Thank you Alanis for this timely reminder... we feel the pain of sexpots everywhere...

Thivai Abhor

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