How Many Bush Administration Members Does It Take To Change a Lightbulb?

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:

1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced

2. One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone
who has questions about the lightbulb,

3. One to blame the previous administration for the need
of a new lightbulb,

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to
have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,

5. One to get together with Vice President Cheney and
figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million
dollars for a lightbulb,

6. One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush
changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and
wrapped in an American flag,

and finally,

7. One to explain to Bush the difference
between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.