Bush Administration in Complete Frustration Over Their Mistakes in the War on Terror Decides the Best Route Would Be To Target The Onion

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"I would advise them to look for that other guy Osama (bin Laden) ... rather than comedians. I don't think we pose much of a threat," Dikkers said.

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