How I Learned About Marketing

People often ask for an explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:

You're a man and you see a beautiful woman at a party. You go up to her and say, "Im fantastic in bed." Thats Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a beautiful woman. One of your friends goes up to her and, pointing at you, says, "He's fantastic in bed" That is Advertising.

You see a beautiful woman at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed," That's Telemarketing.

You see a woman at a party. You walk up to her and say, "May I," and reach up to pour her a drink, brushing your bicep lightly against her, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." Thats Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a beautiful woman. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed," Thats Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a beautiful woman. She fancies you, but you talk her into going home with your friend. Thats a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy her so he calls you. That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be beautiful women in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center of the neighborhood and shout at the top of your lungs, "Im fantastic in bed!" Thats Junk Mail.