Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Election Day Joke

(I voted in my area at 12:20 PM, there are 825 people registered in our district, and the election official told me so far 375 had voted, making it at that early time a huge turnout)

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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also -- like any good bartender -- engage in appropriate conversation.

A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, etc. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."

He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, etc.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "50." And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for BUSH?"

2 comments:

Susannity said...

My IQ is over 150, but I rarely like to discuss physics or chemistry. Robot needs to be reprogrammed. =)

Michael said...

Thanks Brett--couldn't say it better

Susanne--what would you like to talk about?